Used to be a pretty sweet life. Riding, drinking, dealing some blow, picking up some honeys. Then some dickless sonuvabitch, you know what he did? Not only did he and his buddies come down clear across town to horn in on our turf, he gut-shot me and left me to bleed out behind a dumpster. I owe my unlife to this one guy was visiting from Jersey that weekend, he didn't know no back-alley doctor but he knew the next best thing. Hell, even better, some nights.