Archon of Fjords
Name: Magrathea
Gender: Agendered
Place of Birth: Space
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Race: Fjord
Faction: Staff
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No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never wanna act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

I cannot take this anymore
Saying everything I've said before
All these words, they make no sense
I found bliss in ignorance
Less I hear, the less you say
You'll find that out anyway

There's nothing you can do that I've not already done to myself
Never wanted to dance with nobody not you
Never wanted to dance with nobody but you
Never wanted to dance with nobody but you wouldn't take no for an answer
you fucking bitch

I've played since the eighties!
I've seen more dungeons than Torquemada!
I've killed more explorers than malaria!
I've kicked in more doors than the LAPD and I've opened more chests than a MASH unit!
Crom help me, I have ascended a tourist!

At the end of it all, gamers play what we play
Not for game over, but rather for what we take away
The world is saved, but who cares?
We both know that that's not what you came for
Your next adventure already in sight and you're all set to go
You're excited to see what's all wrong 'til it's right
and the world is saved
though you're more along for the ride


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